Everybody gets a bit of a bonus this week as I humor myself into breaking down the statistical analysis of my NFL picks for the 2010 season...............anybody still reading? Anybody? Bueller?
Lightning quick Chiefs thoughts: I HATE the idea of facing a game that I'm uncomfortably close to declaring a "must-win" in Denver. Demons still exist. In other news, the Chiefs have killed that that trust you'd like to have in your team with a lead in a game. I must now remain on edge for the entirety of the game thanks to such blowjobs as the Houston hummer and the Raider rimjob (I hope that came out right, I'm kinda tired).
Week 9 Record: 10-3 (BAM!)
Overall Record: 80-50 (61%)
Goal for 2010: 171-85 (66%)
Record Needed to Reach Goal: 91-35 (better pick it up, kid)
Week 10 Picks:
ATLANTA over Baltimore (Harry Douglas is secretly the funniest name in the NFL)
BUFFALO over Detroit (Something you'll hear in 2 years: N-Suh is the best player in the NFL)
Vikings over BEARS (Da bears are so bad)
Jets over BROWNS (hardest game for me to pick)
COLTS over Bengals (easiest game to pick)
Titans over DOLPHINS (I can't wait til we get another shot at Moss in Week 14)
TAMPA BAY over Carolina (Raheem Morris- My NFL Coach of the Year to date)
Houston over JACKSONVILLE (take joy in the Texans blowing this year after attending that loss)
KANSAS CITY over Denver (Go Chiefs!)
NY GIANTS over Dallas (Eli Manning- My 2010 NFL MVP to date)
Seattle over ARIZONA (couldn't pay me to watch this game)
SAN FRANCISCO over St. Louis (My biggest upset of the week-kinda weak)
PITTSBURGH over New England (If Patriots lose this one, they face the Colts next week)
PHILADELPHIA over Washington (Gonna enjoy Mike Vick game in its entirety)
And the following is my statistical breakdown of my NFL picks......What does this mean? Well....I guess just my record for each team (edit: interesting tidbits). That's all I've got (I seem to be doing the dice thing too much).....
I'll rank them in order of best-to-worst for the ladies....
Scratch that....just a few interesting tidbits instead:
- I'm best at guessing Buffalo, my only undefeated team (8-0). This is very ironic because the Bills are 0-8 in real life. I've correctly picked them to lose every game.
- I'm 6-2 on the Chiefs, missing Houston and Oakland (almost seems like we should've won those two, no?
- I have 5 misses with multiple teams: NE, NYJ, Mia, Cin, Oak, Dal, Chi.
- I just added those up at 3 a.m. on a Saturday night. Been looking forward to it all week.
- The Chiefs are gonna win tomorrow 21-12