Tuesday, September 6, 2011

2011 NFL Power Rankings - Preseason

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No introduction necessary, lets just rank em boyeeeeee...

The Paul Thomas Anderson 3-named Fav's:
1. New Orleans Saints
2. Green Bay Packers
3. New England Patriots
4. San Diego Chargers

The Annuals:
5. Pittsburgh Steelers
6. Baltimore Ravens
7. Philadelphia Eagles

The Pretenders:
8. New York Jets
9. Atlanta Falcons

The X(-Ray) Factor:
10. Indianapolis Colts

The Little Lebowski Urban (under)Achievers:
11. Houston Texans
12. Dallas Cowboys

The Overpicked Surprise Team:
13. Detroit Lions

The Potential Surprises:
14. Cleveland Browns
15. Minnesota Vikings
16. Buffalo Bills

The One Year Kevin Arnold Wonder Years:
17. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
18. Kansas City Chiefs

The Jackie O'Nassis Has Beens:
19. New York Giants
20. Chicago Bears

The Quin Snyder D-League:
21. St Louis Rams
22. Arizona Cardinals
23. San Francisco 49ers
24. Seattle Seahawks

The Potential Harry Houdini Spit On Her Back Surprise Team:
25. Denver Broncos

The Bob Loblaws:
26. Oakland Raiders
27. Tennessee Titans

The White Flaggers:
28. Jacksonville Jaguars

The Spergon Wynn Division:
29. Washington Redskins
30. Miami Dolphins
31. Carolina Panthers

The Andrew Luck Frontrunners:
32. Cincinnati Bengals

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is funny...I'm being funny? That article was funny. The One Year Kevin Arnold Wonder Years. How bad are the Chiefs without Cassel? How much does not having Moeaki hurt us? These are real questions.

Anonymous said...

If the Chiefs do make the playoffs then whewwwwwwweweweee we are for REAL. If they go 2 -14 then...well shit. 4 - 12 I still feel bad 5 - 11 I can understand 6 - 10 it's ok we are still decent 8 - 8 we are building the team the right way and are probably done having down years for awhile. This is a pivotal season. Lots to learn.

-Dr. Zaveous

His Dirkness said...

This is pivotal. Don't blow it out there on Sunday. Put your big boy pants on and use your big boy voice.

And fix us up something nice in the laboratory...

hD

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